Tonight, Donald Fucking Trump lost the Wisconsin primary. The analysts seem to agree that it is now highly unlikely that he will be able to wrap up the nomination before the convention. A contested convention is a convention that Captain Comb-over cannot win. Ahhh. I had to savor that thought, but there are questions still. Does Trump incite violence at the convention? Does the Trumposaurus* go rogue, and run as a spoiler? Does Donald Fucking Trump learn a little humility and see the convention as a chance to grow as a human being? I'll bet two out of three, if anyone's asking.
*Trumposaurus: Picture Trump's big, ugly head on a T-Rex body. Because: small hands.
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